The Back Seat

Hey folks!!

Now that the blogpost has begun with an overly happy note to make everything seem fine, I would just like to inform you that everything is not fine and I am currently suffering from the wonderfully shitty thing we like to call depression. Without starting some kind of new Diary of an Emo series, I will tell you that my life is ever so, ever so shit right now and I am in no mood to do anything other than the necessary functions for my temporary continued survival.

With this in mind, the website is taking a back seat until I can actually force myself to not only try to be funny, but to do it regularly and churn things out. Do not expect updates of any kind for the time being. This, unfortunately, includes The Biased, which is my magnum opus on the site.

Once things are back on track and my brain isn’t being fucked over by thoughts of plague and death and other emo shit like that, regular service will be resumed.

[Tobias Stanhope/Randall Anderson/Eli Picking - they're all dead]

October

A few random website tidbits you ought to be informed of, for the month of October.

Firstly, Twist is going on a hiatus this month. October 25th will see the release of chapter 20, then the novel will take a break for the PoD version of Twist to be released. As promised multiple times in the past, the entirety of Twist will be published for free on the website; for now, though, there will be a multiple-month break, ending sometime in early 2009, before the rest of the novel sees a continued release.

Secondly, The Biased’s first chapter will be finished this month, the final page released on October 30th. This chapter will thusly be 16 pages long – that’s at a squeeze, having to force the final part of this chapter’s story down into as few pages as possible without hindering it at all. Chapter 2 will then begin in November, the cover and first page both released on November 3rd, and the usual page-per-update from then onwards.

Thirly, relating more to the future, I am looking for new writers on the site. Let me know somehow if you’re interested.

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